Die Finanzbranche hat neue Terminologien… – dank bankaholic.com.
CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.
BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.
BROKER — What my broker has made me.
STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
Weitere neue Terminologien sind unter Bankaholic zu finden.